Holly Crap that was a kick-ass episode.

Here are my thoughts

1. That whole press conference was a sham I think it was the Oceanic people that put them up to it. In the past everyone that I have talked to about the show (4 people, 1 goldfish, and my invisible friend Mr. Binky) all thought that the Oceanic 6 got together and concocted the story. Well I know think that the whole story was told to them by the Oceanic Airlines people for what ever reason. And I would bet that Widmore owns Oceanic Airline which means Widmore is behind the whole fake story.
2. We still don’t know how they get off the island and now the freighter, exactly.
3. OMFG!!! The NUMBERS ARE BACK!!!! OMFG!!!
4. Now we know that Jack knows that Claire was his sister. Which I already knew when in episode 2 weeks ago Jack yelled at Kate. ” You’re not even related to him!” Totally called that one.
5. All the at stupid talk about everyone being dead or in purgatory can finally stop.
6. One populatr internet rumor is that Abbaddon (the tall black dude tht came to visit Hugo in the hospital, and convinces Locke to go on the walkabout) is Walt all grown up. I’m not buyin’ it. FAIL!
7. Do you think the thing that was strapped to Kearmy arm was the detonator for all that C4 that was on the ship? I do.
8. Who was Ben signaling with the mirror? Could it be Richard? Remember the rest of Bens peeps are still on the island. The captured Sayid and Kate.
9. Who else does Sun blame for Jins death besides her father?
10. Who’s in the FUCKING COFFIN!!!
11. Here are 17 Enduring Mysteries from EW, that are still unknown at least before tonights episode.. What do you thing some of the solutions are?

The 2 hour finally is in 2 weeks. There are 2 more season each with 17 episodes in each. When they start I don’t know.

What are your thoughts? Don’t make me hurt the cat.

One time when Shea was in a hot air balloon she realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below.
Shea descended a bit more and shouted, “Excuse me Bull E. Vard, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don’t know where I am.”

Bull E. Vard replied “You’re in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You’re between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.”

“You must be an engineer,” said Shea the balloonist.

“I am”, replied Bull E. Vard. “How did you know?”

“Well”, answered Shea the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct, but I’ve no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help at all. If anything, you’ve delayed my trip even more.”

Bull E. Vard responded, “You must be in management.”

“I am,” replied Shea the balloonist, “but how did you know?”

“Well,” said the man, “You don’t know where you are or where you’re going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you’ve no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems?!!”

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Xavier Onassis goes to the Doctor

Doctor, “What seems to be the problem Mr. Onassis?”

Xavier, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,”

The Doctor nods, “Hmm.”

XO, “My farts do not stink and you can’t hear them. It’s just that I fart all the time. Look, we’ve been talking here for about 10 minutes and I’ve farted five times. You didn’t hear them and you don’t smell them, do you?”

“Hmm,” says the Doctor,

He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.

XO is thrilled “Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?”

“No,” sighs the Doctor, “The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test.”

Srsly, I’m not fucking around.

Welcome to Funkytown population…one.

I tell you this because for the past few days, maybe a week, I’ve seem to have this cloud over my head, maybe it’s a brain cloud. Maybe it is, maybe it’s not, I don’t know. I just know that I don’t like it. And I need to do something about it, and quick.

But first lets look at some of the possible causes of this, ummm, lets go ahead and call it a “brain cloud” for now.

• Maybe its caused by listening to songs like this:

And not knowing who it is and then, once finding who it is, having to pullover and projectile vomit out of my ears. Then, upon getting home, having to put on the Ipod and rock out to Slayer, and Disturbed for 2 full hours, at top volume, as I apologized to the Gods of Rock.

• Could it be the fact that I still haven’t received my stimulus check from Georgy Bush (XO’s fav, btw!)
• Could it be THIS FUCKING CELINE DION ON MY FUCKING ITUNES!!! GAH!!!!! WHERE THE FUCK DID SHE COME FROM!!! Srlsy, where did she come from? Does anyone know? I think the terrorist sent her here to make us all crazy.
• Is it possible that I now have other issues with running, other than my plantar fasciitis? This time it’s in my shins and I think it’s shin splints. But I haven’t self diagnosed yet, so the jury is still out. I was wanting to run in the Amy Thompson Run to Daylight 8K’er (5 miles) on Memorial day but I can’t even get though 4 miles without having to walk one quarter of it.
• Could it be the complete and random awesomeness of the Twisted Sister Christmas Album? Umm yea no that’s not it. Twisted RULEZ! And ya know it.
• Could it be the constant ringing in my ears? Srsly, it’s annoying.
• Could it be the complete ignorance of people in general?
• Could it be that I STILL, haven’t found away to squeeze in the phrase “(inset noun) is legend…(wait for it)… DARY” into a normal conversation… yet?

I think that is enough of the possible causes for now.

Next time, the fixes.

A few weeks ago I was called to do my civic duty and report for Jury duty in the great city of Kansas City, Kansas. I have been ordered to report to the Jury Clerk at 0800 on Tuesday May 13, 2008. As per the instructions that accompanied said summons, I called the phone number after 5 pm last Friday. They said that I did NOT have to report and that my name would be tossed back into the hopper for a future trial.

When I got the summons in the mail a few weeks ago, I told my boss and made all the necessary arraignments to be off work for at least one day, possibly more.

So here is my dilemma should I take the day off with pay and nothing taken from my PTO balance, we get full pay for jury duty, or should I just come into work and tell them that I was not needed?

Although, I am busy I don’t have any deadlines looming just yet. If this were a Friday it would be a no brainer. Hell, yea I’d take the day off. I’m not one to pass up a 3 day weekend. But it’s a Tuesday, for cryin out loud.

What would you do? Take the wole day, half day, or go to work?

I’ll defiantly show up for work on Wednesday though.

Excellent episode I think it got better and better as it progressed. Can’t wait for next weeks!!

Here are my top 10 thoughts. Why just 10? Because I’m starting this at 11 o’clock and I want to get to bed.

1. John Locke was supposed to be on the Island. Richard visiting him as a child, at the hospital, Locke’s Gam-Gam sees him and says she doesn’t know who he is Locke grows up to be prolly 45-5- years old Richard doesn’t age one bit. CREEPY!!
2. Abaddon pushing Locke toward the walkabout. Then he also sees Hugo after he gets off the island in the hospital. Abaddon sent in the commandos to the island. He tells Locke, just outside the elevator that one day he will “owe him one”. Do you think Locke will betray the Losties, in order to repay Abaddon?
3. The doctor is still alive on the boat? At first I was all “did the network broadcast the wrong episode last week?” Then Mr.”I eat only lemons” (srsly, whats up with his mouth?) killed the doc and I was all well there ya go!
4. We know Christan Shepard is dead. So does that mean Claire is already dead too? She said she was with him? What does she mean?
5. Wasn’t Horace the one who found Ben’s Dad running out of the woods when Ben was being born prematurely? Both Ben and Locke were born prematurely! Both Ben’s and Locks mothers were named Emily, coincidence, or are they brothers or maybe half-brothers? We don’t know who Locke father is, do we?
6. Christan Shepard says that Arron is “Where he is supposed to be”. With Sawyer? Yea right, that’s about as believable as me ever changing a diaper. Hasn’t happen yet and its not going too. Sawyer will meet up with Jack and his “Beach People” next week.
7. As a boy Locke drew a picture of a smoke monster killing a dude. Why would a mother keep such a disturbing picture? (WHAA! This is a TV show?!?!? Your kidding right? This isn’t real life?)
8. Move the Island? Which island? Or both Islands? The Others (Bens group) and the places where Jack, Swayer and Kate were all kept on another island.
9. Any thoughts on who is going to play Jacob? Or how they are going to reveal him? Will it be this season?
10. We still don’t know who was in the coffin from last season!!
11. What was that strapped to Keamys (the commando) arm? Prolly a detonator is my best guess, or a gps.

One question that I have always had is: How did eveyone get to be in Australia and be on the same plane?

Claire was told there was a family who wanted to adopt her baby…

Jack was there to pick up his dead father…

Locke was told he needed to go on a walk-about…

Jin and Sun were told to deliver a watch…

Hurley was told the answer to the “numbers” was in Austrailia…

Michael was told he had to pick up his son…

Sawyer was told the man who “killed” his parents was down under…

Kate was running from the law…

Charlie was trying to get Driveshaft back together, his brother was living there…

Rose and Bernard, were there becasue Rose had cancer, she was seeing some kind of alternative medicine doctor…

Have I missed anyone that has had a predominate role?

Do you have any thoughts?

I had such a crappy day today I thought I was going to kill someone. But then I found this web site via BWE.

I can’t really decide if I find these pics creepy or funny.

I think its a tie.

You can find more creepiness (or not) at Manbabies.com